Gay marriage is like slavery, Catholic leader says
The Telegraph, 5 March 2012
Did you hear the one about
the priest whose ranting left him hoarse
so he heaved a hateful dogma out
his arse?
He said, God gave Adam Eve to care
for his children and his every wish,
and lest she wander had her wear
a leash.
It’s plain the man should dominate
in marriage, and for that a woman’s
an essential extra to abate
confusion.
And in the end your bottom’s not for sharing,
but to give the word of God an airing.
(c) 2012 Slush Poet
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